Just for fun

**Valiant** · 08-29-2002, 04:33 PM

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash(Read this aloud, if you can!)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

DJ Specs · 08-29-2002, 05:49 PM

Ram Rod?

**Drupy** · 08-29-2002, 06:56 PM

Well said.

tcheavey · 08-30-2002, 12:00 AM

:clap: Is there a copyright on this masterpiece.

**Drupy** · 08-30-2002, 03:39 PM

Need an Agent? I can work for as little as 75% com. That's the best I can do. (evil grin)

**Valiant** · 08-30-2002, 03:50 PM

Hey Drup... it's not bloody likely, since It wasn't mine... I just got it an e-mail.... so nice try :|

**JAMMAN** · 08-30-2002, 08:12 PM

I do not like blue screens and spam,
I do not like them, JAMMAN I am.

DJ Specs · 08-31-2002, 12:12 AM

Nice flow Jamman!

**Der Rabe** · 08-31-2002, 12:32 AM

Can anyone freestyle we show have a free style contect.

twas · 08-31-2002, 10:18 PM

Encore Gentlemen Encore please.

Oh you silver tongued devils, can this be true this site is turning into a classy poet's society.

I think I'll have a go myself:

There was a man from Nantucket
Who rode around in an Austin
He had room for his xxx and a gallon of gas
But his nxxx hung out and he lost 'em

twas

08-29-2002, 04:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Valiant Tech Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,253 OS: Win XP Pro My System	Just for fun Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash(Read this aloud, if you can!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. __________________ "Just because your paranoid doesn't mean THEY aren't out to get you!" (º·.¸(¨·.¸ ¸.·¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Valiant .·°·.» (¸.·º(¸.·¨* *¨·.¸)º·.¸)

08-29-2002, 05:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Ram Rod? __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

08-29-2002, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Drupy STILL Stuck in a treestand.... Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Lancaster SC Posts: 929 OS: Win 2003 Server on my Apple IIe	Well said. __________________ BJH Trust me I think I know what I'm talking about! If not I can BS my way through it. A+, NET+, MCP,MCSA,CCNA,BS+ (OK for everyone not knowing! BS+ = Bull S#@ter +)

08-30-2002, 12:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
tcheavey Mech-Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oakland/Berkley approx. Posts: 289 OS: Win 2K	:clap: Is there a copyright on this masterpiece. __________________ The Redskins Lost. Go Black Knights!!!!

08-30-2002, 03:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Drupy STILL Stuck in a treestand.... Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Lancaster SC Posts: 929 OS: Win 2003 Server on my Apple IIe	Need an Agent? I can work for as little as 75% com. That's the best I can do. (evil grin) __________________ BJH Trust me I think I know what I'm talking about! If not I can BS my way through it. A+, NET+, MCP,MCSA,CCNA,BS+ (OK for everyone not knowing! BS+ = Bull S#@ter +)

08-30-2002, 03:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Valiant Tech Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,253 OS: Win XP Pro My System	Hey Drup... it's not bloody likely, since It wasn't mine... I just got it an e-mail.... so nice try :\| __________________ "Just because your paranoid doesn't mean THEY aren't out to get you!" (º·.¸(¨·.¸ ¸.·¨)¸.·º) «.·°·. Valiant .·°·.» (¸.·º(¸.·¨* *¨·.¸)º·.¸)

08-30-2002, 08:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
JAMMAN TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Middle Ohio Posts: 841 OS: all	I do not like blue screens and spam, I do not like them, JAMMAN I am.

08-31-2002, 12:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
DJ Specs Funkee Superstar! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 2,692 OS: Windows XP Home	Nice flow Jamman! __________________ Forever Young! http://www.djspecs.com

08-31-2002, 12:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	Can anyone freestyle we show have a free style contect.

08-31-2002, 10:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
twas Servant Of The General Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Plant Celexia (By way Of Mcloud, OK) Posts: 286 OS: #1) Win98 SE #2) Win 2000	Encore Gentlemen Encore please. Oh you silver tongued devils, can this be true this site is turning into a classy poet's society. I think I'll have a go myself: There was a man from Nantucket Who rode around in an Austin He had room for his xxx and a gallon of gas But his nxxx hung out and he lost 'em twas __________________ I am who I am, unless I'm some one else. --- If you think you understand the things I say, you need to seek HELP IMMEDADTELY.