DSL jokes from tech support

sbcyahoo_agent · 11-03-2004, 10:50 PM

yeah yeah we have heard alot of issues and concerns regarding service,dsl,modem etcetera..blah blah blah. but one thing that really makes my day after receiving all those calls are the tech jokes..hehe [sample shown below]

and if ya want to share some jokes..stupid jokes or whatever, pls feel free to share them and maybe we can compile them into one great joke book..ehem

sbcyahoo_agent · 11-03-2004, 10:53 PM

sbcyahoo_agent: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

sbcyahoo_agent: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
sbcyahoo_agent: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

hehe..keep em flowing

**Jason** · 11-04-2004, 05:25 AM

*Moved to Off Topic*

Not really DSL related, but I love this one so much.

While trying to get information from our level one support group, I asked for the Windows version. Level One replied AOL 9.0

**w00t** · 11-04-2004, 04:21 PM

A buddy brought his compy in

buddy_2: w00t can you fix my compy
w00t: O.K. whats wrong
buddy_2: I can't check my email
w00t: (I tried to boot but it won't even past POST) I think you have a more serious problem
buddy_2: But as long as the little port thingy on the back works can't I check e-mail

sbcyahoo_agent · 11-04-2004, 09:37 PM

this just happen to my fellow agent-

agent_orange: ok, please try to connect now..

caller: oh! now i can connect! thanks mam

agent_orange: i'm not a mam i'm a MAN! again, my name is Roger, thank you for choosing SBC Internet Services..bye now

agent_orange: [on mute, after call] Oh Man!

11-03-2004, 10:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
sbcyahoo_agent Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 27 OS: XP Pro	DSL jokes from tech support yeah yeah we have heard alot of issues and concerns regarding service,dsl,modem etcetera..blah blah blah. but one thing that really makes my day after receiving all those calls are the tech jokes..hehe [sample shown below] and if ya want to share some jokes..stupid jokes or whatever, pls feel free to share them and maybe we can compile them into one great joke book..ehem __________________ again, thank ya for choosing SBC Internet Services... and may the FORCE be with ya ÜÜÜ now playing Battle Realms, Warcraft III, NBA Live 2005 and Need For Speed Underground weepeeÜ

11-03-2004, 10:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
sbcyahoo_agent Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 27 OS: XP Pro	heres 1 sbcyahoo_agent: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? sbcyahoo_agent: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. sbcyahoo_agent: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. hehe..keep em flowing __________________ again, thank ya for choosing SBC Internet Services... and may the FORCE be with ya ÜÜÜ now playing Battle Realms, Warcraft III, NBA Live 2005 and Need For Speed Underground weepeeÜ

11-04-2004, 05:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jason Shot the jukebox Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 6,824 OS: Windows XP My System Blog Entries: 2	Moved to Off Topic Not really DSL related, but I love this one so much. While trying to get information from our level one support group, I asked for the Windows version. Level One replied AOL 9.0 __________________ Posting Tips \| Advice for New People \| Common Fixes \|

11-04-2004, 04:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
w00t Chex mix and Cream soda! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Oahu Posts: 596 OS: Slackware 11.1, Fedora Core 3, K12LTSP, Suse ES 9, Windows 2000sp4, Mac OSX, Knoppix, Mephis	A buddy brought his compy in buddy_2: w00t can you fix my compy w00t: O.K. whats wrong buddy_2: I can't check my email w00t: (I tried to boot but it won't even past POST) I think you have a more serious problem buddy_2: But as long as the little port thingy on the back works can't I check e-mail __________________ Elvis didn't die he just went open source w00tb0t, because you can't make tea with potatoes

11-04-2004, 09:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
sbcyahoo_agent Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 27 OS: XP Pro	hmmmÜ this just happen to my fellow agent- agent_orange: ok, please try to connect now.. caller: oh! now i can connect! thanks mam agent_orange: i'm not a mam i'm a MAN! again, my name is Roger, thank you for choosing SBC Internet Services..bye now agent_orange: [on mute, after call] Oh Man! __________________ again, thank ya for choosing SBC Internet Services... and may the FORCE be with ya ÜÜÜ now playing Battle Realms, Warcraft III, NBA Live 2005 and Need For Speed Underground weepeeÜ