Never ending story thread

**Der Rabe** · 08-23-2002, 12:22 PM

Since my word assoition thread seems to be a hit i figured I would start a simaler thread.

A never ending story if you will I will write the first sentence then you right the next and so on.

First sentence.

"One day B. Gates was sound a sleep in his bed when the phone rang."

**TheTechIsIn** · 08-23-2002, 12:33 PM

"being such a lazy *** he let his answering machine get it."

**Der Rabe** · 08-23-2002, 02:11 PM

"as the answering machine picked up it was Steve Jobs stating he need some help with his new top secret project.

**Zvalkor** · 08-23-2002, 02:14 PM

Bill thought to himself "sweet. something else to steal from Apple!"

**Sealy** · 08-23-2002, 10:00 PM

Great concept, I like it, but I personaly don't keep up with B. Gates.. can we try a different story line maybe? :D

tcheavey · 08-24-2002, 12:49 AM

Steve continues "Bill, Bill did you hear me I want to build a Stealth computer that radar can't see and...

**Der Rabe** · 08-24-2002, 06:03 AM

That from our desks we will be able to see what pirated software everyone in america is using.

twas · 08-24-2002, 08:37 AM

Bill says "Settle down Steve let me get my money people together and I'll get right back to you" (thinking of course "At last World Domain he he he").

**Der Rabe** · 08-24-2002, 08:40 AM

Bill quickly picks up the "micro"fone and attempt to call his money people and then a blue screen pops in to his head. Bill just stands there for a moment looking for the reset switch when...

tcheavey · 08-25-2002, 12:13 AM

..there's a loud noise, the lights flicker, and the 2 billion dollar alarm system annouces an intruder alert! As Bill springs to his feet...

**Drupy** · 08-25-2002, 07:19 AM

and suddenly there's ole Drupy kicking him is his a$$ for all of the time and money his software has cost me over the years.....At the same time you can hear Drupy saying this ones for apple.... Suddenly the guards come in and........:guns:

**Der Rabe** · 08-25-2002, 11:31 AM

Drupy dives for cover and pulls out his trust colt 45 and start firing back. He manages to hit one in the leg but the other does seem to be human...

**Drupy** · 08-25-2002, 03:52 PM

Drupy then makes a mad dash for the nearest door. As he exits the room he sees Bill Gates and begins chase...................

**Der Rabe** · 08-26-2002, 05:51 AM

Bill gates noticed he is following and yells "you will never cacth me" and he dives off of the cliff on the end of his property. You think what has he done the you hear a helicopter rising from the cliff's side...

08-23-2002, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	Never ending story thread Since my word assoition thread seems to be a hit i figured I would start a simaler thread. A never ending story if you will I will write the first sentence then you right the next and so on. First sentence. "One day B. Gates was sound a sleep in his bed when the phone rang."

08-23-2002, 12:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
TheTechIsIn Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Roaming the US Posts: 1,693 OS: WinXP & Linux	"being such a lazy *** he let his answering machine get it." __________________ <-- This Space for Sale -->

08-23-2002, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zvalkor Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Central Valley, CA Posts: 598 OS: XP Pro , SuSE 8.2	Bill thought to himself "sweet. something else to steal from Apple!" __________________ If this post seems strange, don't worry. It's just me.

08-23-2002, 10:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sealy Resident Brat Emeritus :P Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,045 OS: XP(home)	Great concept, I like it, but I personaly don't keep up with B. Gates.. can we try a different story line maybe? :D __________________ ~Brightest Blessings~ Sealy Kim --------------------- Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban. O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest, And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe; And all the daughters of the year shall dance, Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers. -William Blake- Contributions will not go unnoticed.

08-24-2002, 08:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
twas Servant Of The General Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Plant Celexia (By way Of Mcloud, OK) Posts: 286 OS: #1) Win98 SE #2) Win 2000	Bill says "Settle down Steve let me get my money people together and I'll get right back to you" (thinking of course "At last World Domain he he he"). __________________ I am who I am, unless I'm some one else. --- If you think you understand the things I say, you need to seek HELP IMMEDADTELY.

08-23-2002, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	"as the answering machine picked up it was Steve Jobs stating he need some help with his new top secret project.

08-24-2002, 12:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
tcheavey Mech-Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oakland/Berkley approx. Posts: 289 OS: Win 2K	Steve continues "Bill, Bill did you hear me I want to build a Stealth computer that radar can't see and...

08-24-2002, 06:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	That from our desks we will be able to see what pirated software everyone in america is using.

08-24-2002, 08:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	Bill quickly picks up the "micro"fone and attempt to call his money people and then a blue screen pops in to his head. Bill just stands there for a moment looking for the reset switch when... Last edited by Der Rabe; 08-24-2002 at 08:41 AM.

08-25-2002, 12:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
tcheavey Mech-Tech Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oakland/Berkley approx. Posts: 289 OS: Win 2K	..there's a loud noise, the lights flicker, and the 2 billion dollar alarm system annouces an intruder alert! As Bill springs to his feet... __________________ The Redskins Lost. Go Black Knights!!!!

08-25-2002, 07:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
Drupy STILL Stuck in a treestand.... Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Lancaster SC Posts: 929 OS: Win 2003 Server on my Apple IIe	and suddenly there's ole Drupy kicking him is his a$$ for all of the time and money his software has cost me over the years.....At the same time you can hear Drupy saying this ones for apple.... Suddenly the guards come in and........:guns: __________________ BJH Trust me I think I know what I'm talking about! If not I can BS my way through it. A+, NET+, MCP,MCSA,CCNA,BS+ (OK for everyone not knowing! BS+ = Bull S#@ter +)

08-25-2002, 11:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	Drupy dives for cover and pulls out his trust colt 45 and start firing back. He manages to hit one in the leg but the other does seem to be human...

08-25-2002, 03:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
Drupy STILL Stuck in a treestand.... Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Lancaster SC Posts: 929 OS: Win 2003 Server on my Apple IIe	Drupy then makes a mad dash for the nearest door. As he exits the room he sees Bill Gates and begins chase................... __________________ BJH Trust me I think I know what I'm talking about! If not I can BS my way through it. A+, NET+, MCP,MCSA,CCNA,BS+ (OK for everyone not knowing! BS+ = Bull S#@ter +)

08-26-2002, 05:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
Der Rabe Watching from the shadows Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Currently In Michigan Posts: 1,140 OS: XP Sp3, Vista sp1, 2003 sp2	Bill gates noticed he is following and yells "you will never cacth me" and he dives off of the cliff on the end of his property. You think what has he done the you hear a helicopter rising from the cliff's side...