The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy

[grumpygit]

Can you leave me with some way of typing. Otherwise I won't be able to keep hacking JtP's computer and making it crash while he's trying to complete a WU.

[DonaldG]

We will extend the nose and put a rubber thumb thingy - You will be able to 'peck' away at the keyboard.

[JohnthePilot]

Originally Posted by grumpygit

Can you leave me with some way of typing. Otherwise I won't be able to keep hacking JtP's computer and making it crash while he's trying to complete a WU.

So that's what was happening. I'll have to tweak my firewall.

[Direct Current]

Hay folk..erm Dr's. Let us have a meeting of the mines. I have been thinking, any one of you seen the movie comma??? You know if we put our heads together we could make some money off our ex-Dr's ..erm.. victoms..erm.. patients by marketing body parts on the net while keeping them on ice in a comma unit. $150,000.00 for a heart 50k for an arm, 25k for an ear, 35k for an eye. what do you think?
---- O BTW I wanted to show you something neet>> if you squeeze grumpys right lung like this "SQUEEZE" he turns Blue, If you Squeeze his left lung "SQUEEZE" like this he turns RED, I wonder what color he would turn if you SQUEEZE both like this "SQUEEZE" Hum He turns Purple, that is neat don't you think Grumpy??
---Hello DonaldG, I see you come for the Dental work, be with you in a moment. JTP will you prep DonaldG for me while I sow up Grumpies Chest. I Glued the broke rib up with Grililla Glue and Duck tapeso as to not pock a hole in the Lungs O says Let me thump the heart a few times and hang a bell on it before sowing it up

Hay JTP is there a way to put a link in another thread and link it to here, if so how do this young man do so?

[DonaldG]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

---Hello DonaldG, I see you come for the Dental work, be with you in a moment.

Hey DC, You're not supposed to play with Dr Glas' special torture... I mean dental kit.

[JohnthePilot]

Everything he left behind when he ran out is fair game.

[DonaldG]

Has he gone independent?

[JohnthePilot]

Who? Dr. Glas or DC?

[DonaldG]

I dunno? Nuffink to do wid me. Are you accusing me of having knowlege of Criminal Acts?

[JohnthePilot]

Didn't I see you at the back door of the new surgery dropping things off?

[Direct Current]

Hay where is the other two DR's in here. Do I have to do there work two!
Go night DonaldG BTW way, I traded Glas's old junk in for some good Hi-tech Dental stuff. "reclining vibration chair with Sports & music TV for patients to watch and listen to while I work on dential problems, and the latist Dential tools with X-ray. WOW I even sleep in a Holiday Inn last night!!!
-- Now has the Mad Dr. says to Dusten Offman (DRILL,DRILL) IS IT SAFE YET???WHere is my diamonds Donald.-- JTP would you pop Grumpies Jaw back in Place, while I work on DonaldG
OK, SIP SIP SIP O yes that is some good Cherry Brandy, Want some JTP. Here a glass full. How about you DonaldG, I'll give you a glass with a straw

Wish I knew enough to post the graphis pictures of our op's as they do in the new sugery room. that would be grand

[JohnthePilot]

Thanks DC. Very nice it is too. Merry Christmas. I think it's GG that needs the straw.

[grumpygit]

JTP would you pop Grumpies Jaw back in Place

I thought you said this was a proper surgery. At least in the other surgery you get butchered by a Dr. In here the ex patients do the work.

[JohnthePilot]

It's cheaper that way. Think of the savings you'll make.