The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy

[gistek]

Hello all. just popped in while I have the chance to see if there's anything I need to do.

Meds? Sure, GTP. Here's a refill of your prescription.

JtP, you're incision seems to be healing fine, but I'd avoid using that comb-over hairstyle until dr takes the stitches out.

[JohnthePilot]

Did you remember to remove the alligator clips?

[grumpygit]

I don't think your new brain is functioning very well.
If you remove the alligator clips, there would be nothing connecting your (very) nervous system to your new brain.

The alligator clips are a good match to your crocodile shoes though.

[Direct Current]

Don't listen to Dr quick, his just jellous of the quaility work. The wire clip where remove as we connected everthing together and closed up top side. Any wire or strings up the is you stitches, you where warn not to use a comb up there, Ha you did not use a comb up there did you ?? JTP

I invited a few guess to come in and some discount sugery so be prepared JTP and yustr --- Woop's bang!!!, O my I slip up and hit grumpy in the head with a Glas's old baseball Bat, Yustr quick get him into surgery he has a concusion and he is looking very pail, I think I broke his jaw to Sorry Grumpy it was a honest mistake, I slip on someones typewriter
Quick JTP get his credit card and medical ins info. O BTW check his pocket for changes I need a coke coka out of the vending machine!

[JohnthePilot]

That's a relief. No, I haven't touched anything. It's too sore at present.

I'm looking forward to this. GG's fleeced enough of us since he ratted on us and joined the quacks.

[Go The Power]

These new pain killers taste very nice, where did you find ones that taste like M&M's?


Offtopic: Hey guys I am about to leave for my holiday, I will catch up with you when I return. I hope you all have a good and safe Christmas and a happy new years

[Direct Current]

JTP, I have the eather on him, could you Start work on him, Do you have his credit cards and stuff, O and bill fold I need that coke, To much of this virtual brandy making me fill funny!!!
Can't see to well.

I did manage to get my reg Dr. to give me some Tramidal today to keep the pain down until I found a Dentist to put me asleep and pull them. Why is it that Hospitals never have emergency Dentist???

Here is a good one for you, True story. Here in this area they had preform three brain surgeries on the same day, same hospital, but when they did the surgeries they preform it on the wrong side of the brain???

O check this out, I have a real live date with a real live not bad looking nurses that make good coffee.

[JohnthePilot]

Tramadol is what I'm on. It doesn't taste like M&Ms though.
I heard about the wrong-side surgeries. Sounds like the sort of thing Dr. Glas would do.
Good luck with your nurse.

[grumpygit]

The only credit cards i've got are JtP's, and i think you'll find they are up to the max limit and the payments are in arrears.

Sorry no cash either, Dr Sinc has been on holiday.

[JohnthePilot]

That's all right. They are going to charge an arm and a leg here, so that means you can have two operations.
Hey, Gistek! See if Donald wants to pick up some spare limbs.

[grumpygit]

I'm not scared. I know someone will come to my assistance.

**I said
I KNOW SOMEONE WILL COME TO MY ASSISTANCE**

mmm.... No reply.

OK, now I'm scared.

[JohnthePilot]

Boot's on the other foot now, huh?

[grumpygit]

The difference is that I have a good lawyer.

[JohnthePilot]

You've got to get hold of him first and there aren't any phones in here.

[grumpygit]

I don't need a phone, he can smell a compensation claim from miles away.
(like most lawyers)