The Dr. Groucho, Dr. Chico & Dr. Harpo Thread v. Happy

[gistek]

Oh, lookie! Dr Sandman is a Proctologist! (at least my butt feels as if someone's taken a chain saw to it, dang hemeroids)

[JohnthePilot]

LOL. I don't advise having them removed with a chainsaw.

[grumpygit]

@gistek. At least your problems are behind you.

[JohnthePilot]

That was very insensitive GG. Which is more than can be said for Gistek's rear.

[Direct Current]

I here that Sandy. I wish our look at thread numbers where equal to the number of folk talking on the thread even if they said poo and never came back but of course I'd love them to stick around. Sandy it going to a hot summer here, It is already in the 90's here. I pray it ant like it was last summer.
How the weather there?
O talk to JAck last night about the heart of Dave Jone, Hope he doesn't set on it that would be a mess!

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by gistek

Oh, lookie! Dr Sandman is a Proctologist! (at least my butt feels as if someone's taken a chain saw to it, dang hemeroids)

Yes I take appointments for Prak....Prot ....Quack...Practiceological work we do very fine tuning of all internal organs. When we finish you wont have to go on a diet because you will lose half your body..... err body weight.




Hi DC the weather is getting cooler here with a little rain I hope we get more

[gistek]

hmmm. Over the last year I've lost about 1/4 my body weight and really only need to loose about 20 more lbs. If I loose much more than that my BDU pants won't stay up.

[sandman55]

We can always offer you a slightly used hospital gown with a few blood stains from previous operations.

[JohnthePilot]

Are you in the military Gistek? If you lose all that weight don't you end up with a lot of loose skin?

[WereBo]

Nothing that a quick 'Nip 'n' tuck' wouldn't cure

[JohnthePilot]

I know what you mean. There's nothing wrong with me that a few thousand pounds of plastic surgery couldn't put right.

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by JohnthePilot

I know what you mean. There's nothing wrong with me that a few thousand pounds of plastic surgery couldn't put right.

Welcome to our plastic surgery we are offering a special budget deal for a "few thousand pounds" you get the full works.

[Direct Current]

GREAT! I've got the fat waste ben ready and the melting pot burning. I'll sale the fat cakes off to MacD,Wendy --err-- Arby's now and the King. Man I can make a bundle on this idea!

Who says I am Fat, just a little over 20lbs weight.

Hay JTP hay abad experience today my real leg came out of my leg glove because of sweat. It was ruff trying to hop 10' to the car. Good thing I was walking on grass, it would have been or worse!!

Hay Gistek. I am building me a tommy / leg cruncher to my exorzise machine to titian upt the wist line. Anyone got a line on how to grow hair!

[sandman55]

Originally Posted by Direct Current

Anyone got a line on how to grow hair!

If you find out let me know

[gistek]

Originally Posted by JohnthePilot

Are you in the military Gistek? If you lose all that weight don't you end up with a lot of loose skin?

I'm not and never have been in the military, but I am a member of the Civil Air Patrol. We're the Civilian Auxilliary of the US Air Force. We do get some benefits that soldiers get, but not many. We are permitted to wear a uniform that looks very like a USAF officer's uniform, but only if we're no more than 10% over the AF fitness guidelines.

Since loosing all the weight over the last year my belly is somewhat softer, but I don't have any "apron" hanging. I think this is due to me loosing the weight slowly over a year's time and to doing crunches on my ab-lounger.

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I had a ton of fun today. The combined emergency services held their mass trauma excersize today and I got to be a victim. I had fake blood all over and a really realistic wound at my knee.

Once all the victims were in "moulage" they took us to various "practice houses" on the training site (these are the ones they can put on fire for training). We were then told to find a place and act wounded. I picked the darkest corner of the first room, lay next to the wall and the CISM person in charge of my group covered me with cardboard "bricks" so I was pretty well hidden.

I was found right away any way and the Nat'l Guard folks carried me out of the building on a flexible stretcher. Then I went through decontamination and triage. For most of the participants, this was the end of the scenario, but I was taken over to an advanced life support team and was the victim they used for their training sub-scenario. I couldn't keep track of what was going on very well, because I was playing unconsious. I only "roused" if someone was really persistant. Then all I'd say is, "I don' wanna go school," or "My foot hurts." (I figured since I was an amputee, my foot would probably hurt.)

Afterward I had a chance to go through while consious and see all the stuff I missed the first go-round.

Then I talked with one of the CISM people and had a chance to evaluate both of my experiences. We also talked a little about how CAP cadets (and senior members) could help the CISM team and came up with a few po