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Old 10-29-2007, 02:09 AM   #2321 (permalink)
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Banned for letting your dog look look a dearly departed one!

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Old 10-29-2007, 02:15 AM   #2322 (permalink)
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Banned 'cos she often slept like that.
EDIT: too late I already did Yuk.

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Old 10-29-2007, 02:20 AM   #2323 (permalink)
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I’m banning myself for relating this one - which is a true story:

My grandmother, in old age, lived in a a very old one bedroom cottage. The only oven was the one built into the fireplace, and to cook a meal, she had to light the fire and wait for a long while for it to heat up. After cooking and letting the fire die down, she would leave the oven open to get the benefit of the warmth within.

On one occasion, she lit the fire, shut the oven door and went shopping... When she came back, there was the aroma of cooking meat.

Opening the oven door, imagine her horror when she discovered her cat, which had jumped into the oven during the night, also to take benefit of the residual warmth.

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Old 10-29-2007, 02:36 AM   #2324 (permalink)
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Banned cause this isn't the joke thread
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:38 AM   #2325 (permalink)
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Banned 'cos that was no joke!
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:43 AM   #2326 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:47 AM   #2327 (permalink)
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Banned for banning Donald for his Grandma's tale of woe
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:48 AM   #2328 (permalink)
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Banned for laughing at it
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:50 AM   #2329 (permalink)
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Banned for noticing my mirth
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:51 AM   #2330 (permalink)
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Banned for believing me to be an unobservant poster
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Old 10-29-2007, 02:56 AM   #2331 (permalink)
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Banned 'cos pirates are always observant looking for loot
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:07 AM   #2332 (permalink)
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Unbanned for accepting 'cos as an abbreviation for because.
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:46 AM   #2333 (permalink)
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Banned for needing a cause.
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Old 10-29-2007, 04:55 AM   #2334 (permalink)
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Banned for an American duck hitching a ride in an Australian pouch
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:02 AM   #2335 (permalink)
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Banned for not recognising a master of Photoshop, working in layers. ('tiz a goodun Eneles - I like it!)
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:09 AM   #2336 (permalink)
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Banned 'cos Androo should be home to look after the joeys so that Mrs Androo can go shopping
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Old 10-29-2007, 05:12 AM   #2337 (permalink)
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Banned for shackling his feet AND putting on a muzzle. Shame on you! (I love it really!) (PS what part of OZ do you haunt?)
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