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Old 07-13-2007, 04:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The day God was taken to court
Court drops lawsuit against God after being unable to locate his address


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Old 07-14-2007, 01:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The day God was taken to court
This guy was an idiot
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Billy Connelly pulled it off
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Old 07-14-2007, 05:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Absolutely Stupid...
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Old 07-14-2007, 03:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How this even got to court in the first place i dont know, why did they take a prisoner seriously. Makes a mockery of the legal sytsem
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The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."
Well, certainly being God has its privileges.
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It's about time! I made plenty of prayers for money, self happiness..etc. Nevr happend :)
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It's about time! I made plenty of prayers for money, self happiness..etc. Nevr happend :)
It's not that God didn't answer your prayers... God very well listened to your prayers, and answered - but the answer was "NO!"
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It's not that God didn't answer your prayers... God very well listened to your prayers, and answered - but the answer was "NO!"
Its always yes for me, he just takes it back later which may be worse then not at all.
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It's about time! I made plenty of prayers for money, self happiness..etc. Nevr happend :)
If you're seen Bruce Almighty, you'll realise you'll probably be worse off if he did answer yes to every prayer

(I'm talking about the auto response scene)
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Yeah, I had to take the autoresponse service down due to spamming and denial-of-service attacks.
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