Cat diary

~~bicycle~~ · 06-21-2007, 05:59 PM

Ever wonder what those kitties put in their diaries?

EXCERPTS FROM A CATS DIARY.

Day 183
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

**Go The Power** · 06-21-2007, 06:41 PM

lol

All my cat does is sleep, eat, meow and sleep some more.

~~bicycle~~ · 06-21-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go The Power

lol

All my cat does is sleep, eat, meow and sleep some more.

Mine also but i love them. Would not be without one at least.

**Go The Power** · 06-21-2007, 07:29 PM

I also like my cat, my cat is funny with my dog. My cat would be walking straight out of the lounge room, but would make a detour to try and scrath the dog

mimo2005 · 06-22-2007, 04:40 AM

http://bayimg.com/tag/caturday

**Go The Power** · 06-22-2007, 04:43 AM

lol, I like that one Mimo.

**scathe30** · 06-22-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

The voices are telling me to kill you

It is very funny!!!
Great!!!

06-21-2007, 05:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~bicycle~~ Register user Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 268 OS: xp Home My System	Cat diary Ever wonder what those kitties put in their diaries? EXCERPTS FROM A CATS DIARY. Day 183 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.

06-21-2007, 06:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,972 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Cat diary lol All my cat does is sleep, eat, meow and sleep some more. __________________

06-21-2007, 07:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,972 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Cat diary I also like my cat, my cat is funny with my dog. My cat would be walking straight out of the lounge room, but would make a detour to try and scrath the dog __________________

06-22-2007, 04:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, Emeritus Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	Re: Cat diary http://bayimg.com/tag/caturday __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

06-22-2007, 04:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
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