Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling

mimo2005 · 06-17-2007, 02:55 PM

Church-goers take pictures of the face with cell phone cameras

Full story :

http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/story.asp?S=6653998

**Joefireline** · 06-17-2007, 03:45 PM

Ok then, whatever does it for you... If you like to believe this crap, then you like to believe this crap...

Some people are just unbelievably stupid...

**koala** · 06-17-2007, 04:15 PM

How do they know what God looks like? It could be the face of Santa Claus, Kurt Cobain or the tooth fairy

ebackhus · 06-17-2007, 11:39 PM

Yeah, a cell camera is really to tool to get a good shot of it with. Y'know, there are some odd formations in the ceiling here. I wonder of GOD is there. 'Cause I know what God looks like.

**scathe30** · 06-18-2007, 04:54 AM

Then I have a face of God in each of my rooms each evening when I turn on the lghts.
Weren't these people smoking anything before seeing the face?

**Go The Power** · 06-18-2007, 05:36 AM

I cant see anything!

If you want to see Jesus try this

Stare at the image for 60 seconds and then move your mouse over the bar below. You should see an interesting afterglow.

**Kalim** · 06-21-2007, 10:35 PM

Influence. This is what brainwashing does to all humans no matter which following be it sectarian, financial, political or religious.

~~Nik00117~~ · 06-22-2007, 06:39 AM

There was once a story about a lephrcan or what be it, thing is you could on'y see its shadow when no lights were on it at night, But you can't see shadows at night without lights anyways so it was a big mestry to everyone in the local area and the news casters were just like "Wow, yall really are that stupid aren't yOU?"

**Terrister** · 06-22-2007, 06:39 AM

Looks like if God was going to show up, you could see him without the help of your cell phone camera.

**scathe30** · 06-22-2007, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrister

Looks like if God was going to show up, you could see him without the help of your cell phone camera.

Nope. This is 21st century god. He comes to us through our phones and computers

~~kbd_usr~~ · 06-22-2007, 06:50 AM

Sanctimums. "For no man is capable of witnessing the Glory of the Lord, not even His Son, whom was left in awe..."

or something like that. At one point in are history, the surrounding churches would be required by Biblical Law to lay waste to these...

**nickster_uk** · 06-22-2007, 07:10 AM

Does this mean this Church will not be collecting tithe money for a new roof??

ebackhus · 06-22-2007, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scathe30

Nope. This is 21st century god. He comes to us through our phones and computers

Kinda like Sadako crawling out of your television screen and killing you?

yustr · 06-22-2007, 11:33 AM

"If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him." Sounds like they've just proved Voltaire correct.

Behold the arrogance of man....behold the folly of man...

**Go The Power** · 06-22-2007, 10:29 PM

It is strange that people actually believe this

06-17-2007, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, Emeritus Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 11,142 OS: xp	Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling Church-goers take pictures of the face with cell phone cameras Full story : http://www.wmcstations.com/Global/story.asp?S=6653998 __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

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Joefireline Enthusiastic TSFer~Joseph Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Portishead (Bristol) England Posts: 5,319 OS: Windows 7 64bit(Desktop) / XP Home SP2(laptop) My System	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling Ok then, whatever does it for you... If you like to believe this crap, then you like to believe this crap... Some people are just unbelievably stupid...

06-17-2007, 04:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
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06-18-2007, 04:54 AM	#5 (permalink)
scathe30 Land of bears and vodka Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Russia, Moscow Posts: 837 OS: MacOs,Windows	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling Then I have a face of God in each of my rooms each evening when I turn on the lghts. Weren't these people smoking anything before seeing the face? __________________ The moving finger writes; and having writ Moves on, nor all thy Piety, nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a line Nor all thy Tears wash out a word of it...

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Go The Power Moderator, Microsoft Support Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 10,972 OS: Windows XP Home SP2 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling I cant see anything! If you want to see Jesus try this Stare at the image for 60 seconds and then move your mouse over the bar below. You should see an interesting afterglow. __________________

06-21-2007, 10:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kalim Roaming To Help Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 5,642 OS: Many	Influence. This is what brainwashing does to all humans no matter which following be it sectarian, financial, political or religious.

06-22-2007, 06:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
~~Nik00117~~ Troubled Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,572 OS: XP Pro, Vista Ulimate My System	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling There was once a story about a lephrcan or what be it, thing is you could on'y see its shadow when no lights were on it at night, But you can't see shadows at night without lights anyways so it was a big mestry to everyone in the local area and the news casters were just like "Wow, yall really are that stupid aren't yOU?"

06-22-2007, 06:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
Terrister Moderator Hardware Forum Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West Georgia, USA Posts: 7,098 OS: Xp	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling Looks like if God was going to show up, you could see him without the help of your cell phone camera. __________________

06-22-2007, 06:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
~~kbd_usr~~ Register user Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 126 OS: Ubuntu Linux, 7.04	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling Sanctimums. "For no man is capable of witnessing the Glory of the Lord, not even His Son, whom was left in awe..." or something like that. At one point in are history, the surrounding churches would be required by Biblical Law to lay waste to these...

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yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore Posts: 6,044 OS: XP Pro My System	Re: Church members claim the face of God has appeared on their sanctuary's ceiling "If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him." Sounds like they've just proved Voltaire correct. Behold the arrogance of man....behold the folly of man... __________________ If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion.

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