Ask a Mexican!

mimo2005 · 05-01-2007, 12:34 PM

Why do Mexicans use their car horns as a doorbell? Why is Mexican television so obsessed with dwarfs and transvestites? Why do they park their cars on the front lawn?
What is it about the word "illegal" that Mexicans don't understand?

you will know the answers to some of these questions if you read the wickedly funny "Ask a Mexican!" column syndicated in more than a score of weekly newspapers across the country.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070501/...7PiRN95kkZ.3QA

ebackhus · 05-01-2007, 12:43 PM

Or ask EB!

**Spatcher** · 05-01-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ebackhus

Or ask EB!

Naw homes, ask me! I'm frie......... well a few Mexicans *jokingly* treat me like I'm one of their "homies", and the mom of one of my best friends is, and I quote, according to him "A hardcore southern Mexican" because she doesn't speak English.

**Terrister** · 05-02-2007, 03:45 AM

Carlos Mencia does this on his show also.
http://www.carlosmencia.com/content/

ebackhus · 05-02-2007, 11:23 AM

According to my friends who are of true Mexican descent I am too cool to be white.

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