Wacky Wit / Movie one liners/ and funny Thoughts!!!

**Direct Current** · 02-22-2007, 09:40 PM

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Man who flight upside down, Have big Crash in deed!! Any one like them one liner sayings.?

Bad Idea!!!

JohnthePilot · 02-23-2007, 02:54 AM

Great idea DC. To quote one I made earlier "The light at the end of the tunnel may be a train coming the other way"

ndebra · 02-23-2007, 06:01 AM

Here's one to thik about...

If someone with multiple personalities kills themself, is it a murder or a suicide???

I donno

ebackhus · 02-23-2007, 09:18 AM

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why aren't straws packaged with the paper protecting the inside?

95five-0 · 02-23-2007, 02:23 PM

Why is something set by ship called cargo but something sent by a car/truck called shippment?

**forcifer** · 02-23-2007, 05:28 PM

why are there brail dots on drive-up atms?

if corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

if a bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, now we know why they call computers work stations.

some oxymorons:
civil war
smart customer
military intelligence
pretty ugly
longest yard

will think of more later

**Direct Current** · 02-23-2007, 11:02 PM

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"Sucess comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts."

Traffic warnings sign; "Heads you win--- cocktails you lose!"

"Hay Skulley! remember when I said; This is my weak arm! I lied!!!", SHe will be Back?

**Direct Current** · 02-23-2007, 11:02 PM

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"Sucess comes in cans, failure comes in can'ts."

Traffic warnings sign; "Heads you win--- cocktails you lose!"

"Hay Skulley! remember when I said; This is my weak arm! I lied!!!", SHe will be Back?

ndebra · 02-24-2007, 02:37 AM

Why does the computer always work perfectly when the support team has it?

Is the reason that there's no Chocoholics Anonymous, because no one wants to quit?

Just what does 'OK' stand for?

**Direct Current** · 02-24-2007, 10:16 PM

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What does "OK" mean.... "open Kindness, I have no idea

Hay John, watch out for UFT's , OUTCH!!!!

if a bus station is where a bus stops, Why is it that they alway put a bus station in the worse part of town and in a place where most VW;s can't drive???

02-23-2007, 02:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
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02-23-2007, 06:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
ndebra Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Europe, Denmark Posts: 67 OS: XPpro SP2	Hmmm... Here's one to thik about... If someone with multiple personalities kills themself, is it a murder or a suicide??? I donno __________________ ___________________________________________________ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

02-23-2007, 09:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 14,249 OS: WinXP Pro SP3/Windows 7 RTM My System Blog Entries: 28	Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why aren't straws packaged with the paper protecting the inside? __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

02-23-2007, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
95five-0 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Corinth, TX Posts: 1,339 OS: 2000/XP/2003/Vista/2008	Why is something set by ship called cargo but something sent by a car/truck called shippment? __________________ "If it's really a supercomputer, how come the bullets don't bounce off when I shoot it ?" <<PC Pitstop>><< AVG Free>><<Spybot>><<Everest 2.0>><<Trend Micro House Call>><<HijackThis How-to>>

02-23-2007, 05:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
forcifer Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kansas City kansas Posts: 3,625 OS: Vista Premium 32 My System Blog Entries: 1	why are there brail dots on drive-up atms? if corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? if a bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train stops, now we know why they call computers work stations. some oxymorons: civil war smart customer military intelligence pretty ugly longest yard will think of more later __________________ now i remember

02-24-2007, 02:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
ndebra Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Europe, Denmark Posts: 67 OS: XPpro SP2	Why does the computer always work perfectly when the support team has it? Is the reason that there's no Chocoholics Anonymous, because no one wants to quit? Just what does 'OK' stand for? __________________ ___________________________________________________ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.