Sealy

A lot of times we feel uncomfortable talking about the positive aspects of our person as we don't want to come across as boasting ... but this will kinda force you to do a little bragging.

If you died ... what do you think would be said in your eulogy? What characteristics do you think people will remember most about you?

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Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban.

O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained
With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit
Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest,
And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe;
And all the daughters of the year shall dance,
Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers.
-William Blake-


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KiddTech

Have you heard about the big strong man?
He lived in a caravan.
Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight?
Oh, Lord what a hell of a fight.
You can take all of the heavyweights you’ve got.
We’ve got a lad that can beat the whole lot.
He used to ring bells in the belfry,
Now he’s gonna fight Jack Demspey.

That was my brother Sylvest’ (What’s he got?)
A row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)
He killed fifty bad men in the west; he knows no rest.
Think of a man, hells’ fire, don’t push, just shove,
Plenty of room for you and me.
He’s got an arm like a leg (a ladies’ leg!)
And a punch that would sink a battleship (big ship!)
It takes all of the Army and the Navy to put the wind up Sylvest’.

Now, he thought he’d take a trip to Italy.
He thought that he’d go by sea.
He dove off the harbor in New York,
And swam like a great big shark.
He saw the Lusitania in distress.
He put the Lusitania on his chest.
He drank all of the water in the sea,
And he walked all the way to Italy.

He thought he take a trip to old Japan.
They turned out a big brass band.
You can take all of the instruments you’ve got,
We got a lad that can play the whole lot.
And the old church bells will ring (Hells bells!)
The old church choir will sing (Hells fire!)
They all turned out to say farewell to my big brother Sylvest’.





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Sorry couldn't resist.

What they might say. There goes a good drinker, someone who doesn't try to take life seriously, and makes a joke out of most things. Oh, and he was a fmart sella.

numby

The first thought that comes to mind is, " YEAY!!!"

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Sealy

Hmmmmmm some would say Too bad about that stuck up b**** and my mom has said many of times.. if you die before I do I want your hair O_O Others would say, She was warm and giving and funny, worried about everything and everybody and sure loved her dog

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Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban.

O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained
With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit
Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest,
And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe;
And all the daughters of the year shall dance,
Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers.
-William Blake-


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DumberDrummer

I saw this one epitah on a tombstone that read something like

F
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Y
O
U

With a line of poetry after every one.

As for my Eulogy, I don't want someone to waste their time writing about me. I died, so what? Life goes on. Hell, if you cared that much for me, throw a party and celebrate my life, don't mourn my death. My life was a lot more interesting than my death was, I'm sure.

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Horse

I agree with DD, if peeps can't sing your praises when you are alive why bother when you pass on to the happy hunting grounds. Its amazing how many people have become more famous dead than when they were alive. Still, I'd like people to remember me as a giving person.

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Sealy

I think Ill remember you as the silly who drank raw eggs and tobasco sauce and burned himself up lol

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Sealy *Kim*

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Ná glac pioc comhairle gan comhairle ban.

O Autumn. Laden with fruit, and stained
With the blood of the grape, pass not, but sit
Beneath my shady roof, there thou may'st rest,
And tune thy jolly voice to my fresh pipe;
And all the daughters of the year shall dance,
Sing now the lusty song of fruits and flowers.
-William Blake-


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Horse

Yeeehaaaa!! Dead, but famous at last......................

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Jason

Here is what 5 of my friends would say:

Friend 1: The autopsy did not find blood in his alcohol system.

Friend 2: Bugger off

Friend 3: HaHa

Friend 4: Can I have your computer now.

Friend 5: Well maybe now you will find out how many kids you have running around you never knew about.

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Volt-Schwibe

HEY, i resemble that remark...


but i guess mine would have to say, "Oh Wow."

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Der Rabe

I am not sure anyone would attend my funeral....

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merlin

My eulogy ?


"FREE BEER"
All you can eat wings, burgers and hot dogs
Beauty contest at 6 pm
Movie at 7 pm
Free bike parking
Rain or shine

*In case of rain, wet t-shirt contest will be held after beauty contest and movie will be shown at 9 pm*

Chevy

Wrap me up in some cloth, throw me in the furnace, and toss my ashes in the face of the closest liberal weiner!

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bry623

I want people (as WHITER SHADE OF PALE played in the background) to say:

"You know what Bryan would be doing right now if he were alive?"
"Scratching on his coffin"

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badger

err, three things

1) I've promised body to parts to people, so when I die they'll be a free-for-all

2) Spike Milligan has on his tomb "I told them I was ill"

3) A friends Dad has "Always look on the bright side of life" played at his cremation. Everyone cracked up because it fitted the bloke so well.

Tim

SPEEDO

If you died ... what do you think would be said in your eulogy?

It's about time..................

Horse

Here lies Horse ............. the most "neighhhh..bourly stallion we ever knew" Gallop in peace.

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