AWWWK! Baad Polly!

puterdummy59 · 08-22-2006, 12:02 PM

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day,
she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter,
and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike.
He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT,
under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest
looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she
had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

**Joefireline** · 08-22-2006, 12:15 PM

Umm... auch.

puterdummy59 · 08-22-2006, 12:40 PM

Howdy, Joel! If I was that repairman, I do boh-lieeve I'd let th' cat in.:D

gamerman0203 · 08-23-2006, 10:01 AM

That's pretty funny!

puterdummy59 · 08-23-2006, 10:41 AM

Yep, that ain't a bad one. I got that thing on e-mail yesterday, gamerman0203. Now and then, I'll get one I think is good, and I start spreadin' 'em all over the internet.

Glad you like it.

08-22-2006, 12:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
puterdummy59 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 19 OS: XP	AWWWK! Baad Polly! Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

08-22-2006, 12:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joefireline Enthusiastic TSFer~Joseph Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Portishead (Bristol) England Posts: 5,314 OS: XP Pro SP2(Desktop) / XP Home SP2(laptop) My System	Umm... auch. __________________ - Joseph LAPTOP: Acer Aspire 5512WMLi (Specification) OPTIMIZE XP BEFORE POSTING HJT LOG - POST HJT LOG >>HERE<< If TSF has helped you, please help TSF: Please DONATE

08-23-2006, 10:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
gamerman0203 Games Team Asst. Manager Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 2,145 OS: XP MCE, Ubuntu Gutsy My System	That's pretty funny! __________________ Follow These Steps First! CPU-Z \| SensorView \| WinXP Clean Boot \| Latest DirectX \| ATI Catalyst \| Nvidia ForceWare Posting System Specifications

08-22-2006, 12:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
puterdummy59 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 19 OS: XP	Howdy, Joel! If I was that repairman, I do boh-lieeve I'd let th' cat in.:D

08-23-2006, 10:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
puterdummy59 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 19 OS: XP	Yep, that ain't a bad one. I got that thing on e-mail yesterday, gamerman0203. Now and then, I'll get one I think is good, and I start spreadin' 'em all over the internet. Glad you like it.