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Old 08-22-2006, 12:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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AWWWK! Baad Polly!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day,
she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter,
and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike.
He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT,
under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest
looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she
had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time
with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
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Old 08-22-2006, 12:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-22-2006, 12:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Howdy, Joel! If I was that repairman, I do boh-lieeve I'd let th' cat in.:D
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's pretty funny!
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yep, that ain't a bad one. I got that thing on e-mail yesterday, gamerman0203. Now and then, I'll get one I think is good, and I start spreadin' 'em all over the internet. Glad you like it.
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