PROOF: They have run out of ideas for new movies!

**STINEHART** · 08-05-2006, 06:52 PM

http://www.snakesonaplane.com/

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

What else can I say?

**hempknight** · 08-05-2006, 08:06 PM

how sad...really ~_~

**Joefireline** · 08-06-2006, 03:59 AM

This is going to be boring now....

**Spatcher** · 08-06-2006, 06:35 AM

BUT: It has Samuel L. Jackson.......

**hempknight** · 08-07-2006, 03:45 AM

trust me..no amount of awesome actors can make a movie watchable..it has to have a good plot..and frankly Samuel or not..this movie is destined for the gurgler

bry623 · 08-07-2006, 08:47 AM

They could make it a coming of age movie. A group of friends are camping and rescue a sick snake. They nurse it back to health, but the town wants it destroyed. They come together to try to save the snake in a tale of friendship and heartbreak. Rated PG.

**Joefireline** · 08-07-2006, 08:58 AM

Nice movie! Are you going to produce it? I could give you a hand with editing

. lol

Zazula · 08-07-2006, 09:08 AM

Bry, have you come up with a name for the snake, and a title for the movie?
You could always hold a contest, you know...

ebackhus · 08-07-2006, 09:31 AM

4chan got a hold of this ages ago and has ripped into it 6 ways from Sunday.

bry623 · 08-07-2006, 09:53 AM

I thought of a tagline:

"For four friends, a cmping trip turns into a whole lot more than looking at snakes"

**MunkyPhil** · 08-07-2006, 09:58 AM

It's a cross between Deliverance and Pet Rescue.

Squeal like a snake boy!!

**Jason** · 08-07-2006, 10:11 AM

The 80's "b" flicks are back!

**DJ-Zep** · 08-07-2006, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spatcher

BUT: It has Samuel L. Jackson.......

That only makes it worse

Why do movies have a myspace these days? What ever happened to dedication and making their OWN website?

ebackhus · 08-07-2006, 01:20 PM

Simple... The web designers are too busy updating their own MySpace accounts and adding "friends."

**DumberDrummer** · 08-07-2006, 07:30 PM

besides, I don't think that the movie websites from before were even original

Ralck · 08-07-2006, 08:38 PM

I think it could certainly be the comedy hit of the summer...

Anywho... random fact about it:
The working title was Snakes on a Plane. It was actually planned to be called something like Flight 212 or something like that. When Samuel L. Jackson signed up, me made them change the name back. Why? Because he wanted the original name. He said he would only do the project if the name was Snakes on a Plane.

I mean... seriously. I might think about going to it if it was called Flight 212 (but I'm a harsh movie critic myself, being a film student, so I probably wounldn't have). BUT... now that it's such a rediculous name, and the movie is going to be that much more rediculous, I might just have to go see it.

(with college friends simply to make fun of the movie of course!)

**hempknight** · 08-08-2006, 03:10 AM

yeah the title kills it...

and speaking about moviesites...what will they do with the site after the movie is ovr?? i mean all that money for a domain name and all..

08-05-2006, 06:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
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hempknight TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 644 OS: XP Pro	how sad...really ~_~

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hempknight TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 644 OS: XP Pro	trust me..no amount of awesome actors can make a movie watchable..it has to have a good plot..and frankly Samuel or not..this movie is destined for the gurgler

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Zazula Manager Emeritus, I'm blond, James Blond Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 7,643 OS: Win XP Pro SP2	Bry, have you come up with a name for the snake, and a title for the movie? You could always hold a contest, you know... __________________ "Time is the wisest because it discovers everything" Thales of Miletus (ca.624BC-ca.546BC) "Everything flows, nothing stands still." Heraclitus of Ephesus (ca.535BC-475BC) "One thing I know, that I know nothing" Socrates of Athens (ca.470BC–399BC)

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bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 10,621 OS: winxp pro sp2	I thought of a tagline: "For four friends, a cmping trip turns into a whole lot more than looking at snakes" __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem." -Ronald Reagan

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ebackhus Manager, Design Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SATX Posts: 12,767 OS: WinXP Pro SP3 My System Blog Entries: 25	Simple... The web designers are too busy updating their own MySpace accounts and adding "friends." __________________ ----------------------------- There are no dumb questions, unless a customer is asking them. Help in the fight against cancer and other serious illnesses.

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Ralck mentor hardware team Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,453 OS: 98SE/XP PRO/FC4 My System	I think it could certainly be the comedy hit of the summer... Anywho... random fact about it: The working title was Snakes on a Plane. It was actually planned to be called something like Flight 212 or something like that. When Samuel L. Jackson signed up, me made them change the name back. Why? Because he wanted the original name. He said he would only do the project if the name was Snakes on a Plane. I mean... seriously. I might think about going to it if it was called Flight 212 (but I'm a harsh movie critic myself, being a film student, so I probably wounldn't have). BUT... now that it's such a rediculous name, and the movie is going to be that much more rediculous, I might just have to go see it. (with college friends simply to make fun of the movie of course!) __________________ Power Supply Info Everyone Should Read! How to Post Your System Specs

08-08-2006, 03:10 AM	#17 (permalink)
hempknight TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 644 OS: XP Pro	yeah the title kills it... and speaking about moviesites...what will they do with the site after the movie is ovr?? i mean all that money for a domain name and all..