mimo2005

HINTS:

If you only put one cow per pasture, you'll never dirty it up and have to switch fields...and you'll have less cow disease.

If you add horomones to the cow fodder...they won't need to eat nearly as much, and you can use fewer soy fields. The horomones are cheap, and have no noticeable after effects...

Keep your burger-making crew smiling....even if they protest... If the badge and finger don't work, fire them. It's hard to see, but an unsmiling employee cuts into your profits big-time.

Preventative bribing...don't wait until after the environmentalists have started protesting to corrupt the climatologist... <--- do this right before you mow down a few acrea of rain forest!!!! Same with bribing your politician right before you mow over the village of natives or use the crops of San Jose for your cows!!!! And, if a diseased cow slips through...go one and corrupt the health official before it becomes a problem.

***most importnat hint...if things are going too fast...and you need to read the info available in headquarters, hit the pause button. While paused, you can hire and fire employees, hand out badges...read graphs...check for diseased cattle...build crops etc...then start the game up again.

~~~One last note: ever so often the slaughter house guy will claim there are diseased cows....but you can't see them... hit the pause button...and click on each cow, and look at the health meter given. There will be a diseased one with no symptoms.

^^^Don't forget to "deactivate" you politician, health official, climatologist, marketing campaigns, etc....when you don't need them anymore....they'll just chew up money.




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Note: This game was not created by McDonald's!!!!

It was created by people who despise McDonald's for one reason or the other...and the game is meant to point out all the terrible things you have to do as a McDonald's "Suit"