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Old 01-19-2011, 10:33 AM   #1901
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Thou shalt follow Wolfen's advice, you only need to run faster than the person in front of you, until personal jet-packs are marketable.

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Old 01-19-2011, 10:36 AM   #1902
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Thou shalt just buy a car/motorbike - much cheaper in the long run. < See the pun?

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Old 01-19-2011, 02:53 PM   #1903
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Thou shalt realize the cost of petrol isn't cheap!


(Time to set some new goals there, Ooudy)
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:54 PM   #1904
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thou shalt be aware that the long run may not be on terrain afflicted with roads or even tracks thus rendering horseless carriages and propulsion assisted bikes useless in the long run
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Old 01-19-2011, 04:26 PM   #1905
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Thou shalt then employ propane powered Jeep's for the long haul.
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Old 01-19-2011, 04:50 PM   #1906
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Thou shalt consider using methane-powered vehicles for long hauls, it'd likely be more readily available, after sitting for hours behind a steering wheel
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:46 PM   #1907
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thou shalt show us in diagramtic fashion how this vehicle could be made to harness the the methane output
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Thou shalt find plenty of diagrams and picture on the web....
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:51 PM   #1909
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Thou shalt know that there are two guys in my shop at work who could power half the planes with methane after they eat lunch (they move I run)
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:02 PM   #1910
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Thou shalt enter into a contractual agreement with them and open a methane bottling business.
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thou shalt first investigate the pecuniary aspects of such an agreement lest thou find thine outgoings on raw materials (food) far exceed the income or benefit from product (methane gathered) and result in subsequent bankruptcy of both body and soul
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Thou shalt also be aware of the likely taxation by governmental agencies for the production of said fuel resources.
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Thou shalt pay all applicable duties, lest you be incarcerated for evasion.
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Thou shalt protest loudly at paying a 'Fart-Tax', no matter the end usage of the product.
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Thou shalt explain how you got on to commanding about others flatulence's!


Would it be funny to leave an old goal up?
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If you left an old goal up, wouldn't you be considered an Over Achiever?
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Thou shalt post a commandment!

What if I am an overachiever?
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Thou shalt know that overachievers often underreach.
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