thou shalt game

[McNinja]

thou shalt not feel pity upon thine tortoise its the only time they haveth fun with thine fine rolly polliness

[sobeit]

thou shalt make tortoise soup as needed

[Cathy95820]

Thou shalt not overheat the soup prior to serving it to the tortoise

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt serve no other master than the tortoise upon whose shell the world resteth

[WereBo]

thou shalt not confuse a tortoise with The Turtle, upon whose shell the world resteth.


(Excellent books - Discworld series )

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt not split hairs (or any other bodily protrusion) over tortoise/turtle distinctions - both have shells and similar looks

(yup - also Indian, among others, cosmology)

[asidman]

Thou shalt realise that there is a difference

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Tortoise_vs_Turtle

[gistek]

Thou shalt quit bothering the tortoise and the turtle and allow them to get on with their duties, which are far more important than thine.

[sobeit]

thou shalt leave the turtle alone and move on

[WereBo]

Thou shalt move on very slowly, if riding a tortoise

[asidman]

Thou shalt move quicker when required to

[WereBo]

Thou shalt not rely on tortoises for rapid transit

[asidman]

Thou shalt do better than relying on capes to fly

[WereBo]

Thou shalt not pollute the TSF forum with jet-engine exhausts

[asidman]

Thou shalt not spoil my fun

[WereBo]

Thou shalt open some windows to exhaust the exhaust fumes.

[asidman]

thou shalt not open windows without first switching off the aircon

[McNinja]

thou shalt install a wind tunnel on a window frame

[asidman]

Thou shalt pay for your own wind tunnel

[WereBo]

Thou shalt rent out the wind-tunnel to various designers, to help defray the costs.