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Old 04-28-2009, 01:06 AM   #321
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:28 AM   #322
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:42 AM   #323
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:24 AM   #324
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:38 AM   #325
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:35 AM   #326
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:44 PM   #327
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Old 04-28-2009, 02:31 PM   #328
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Thou shalt explain how we can make our fingers blunt without causing bodily damage and thus cause me to claim from the government due to disability, which in these tough economic times would cause me to live a less comfortable lifestyle which would mean me i would inject less money into the retail system, which would have a slow effect in reducing jobs, unless you consider all the other people who may follow your advice which could results in thousands of people resorting to similar or worse methods which will eventually average out causing serious economic effects in all the countries they reside, which would result in an eventual collapse of the current economic system which will probably result in world war 3 in a rush to recover at any cost...how could you live with yourself then hmmm?
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:22 PM   #329
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Thou shalt have a possible future as a lawyer, with that one

@ asidman - Thou shalt consider the costs of possible bodily and economic damage, to the costs of someone suing your socks off, if you accidentally prod them with a pointy finger and take an eye out
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Hmmmm.... The forum's 'doubling-up' again......
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:54 AM   #332
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thou shalt remember that the days of dancing on tables were not that long ago and so therefore things may not be as safe as you think on the table should the music strike a need in you to dance on elevated platforms again
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:15 PM   #340
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