thou shalt game

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt opt out of all options if confused - like me

[WereBo]

Thou shalt have that option if required - All part of being a democracy

[Dragoen]

Thou shalt not introduce politics into a humorous thread.

[asidman]

Thou shalt know that politics can be funny

[Dragoen]

Thou shalt not attempt to argue with that point.

[Cathy95820]

Thou shall not point while arguing

[WereBo]

Thou shalt use blunt fingers, when pointing

[asidman]

Thou shalt explain how we can make our fingers blunt without causing bodily damage and thus cause me to claim from the government due to disability, which in these tough economic times would cause me to live a less comfortable lifestyle which would mean me i would inject less money into the retail system, which would have a slow effect in reducing jobs, unless you consider all the other people who may follow your advice which could results in thousands of people resorting to similar or worse methods which will eventually average out causing serious economic effects in all the countries they reside, which would result in an eventual collapse of the current economic system which will probably result in world war 3 in a rush to recover at any cost...how could you live with yourself then hmmm?

[Dragoen]

Thou shalt limit oneself to the use of one "which" or thou shalt not employ the use of run on sentences in ones thou shalt's and thou shalt not's, whichever comes first.

[WereBo]

Thou shalt have a possible future as a lawyer, with that one

@ asidman - Thou shalt consider the costs of possible bodily and economic damage, to the costs of someone suing your socks off, if you accidentally prod them with a pointy finger and take an eye out

[WereBo]

Hmmmm.... The forum's 'doubling-up' again......

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt accept double postings as a consequence of server maintenance or upgrades or whatever can be reasonably blamed for this phenomena

[Cathy95820]

Thou shall not anger the TSF server lest thou be cursed with double vision and commandments so complex they require the need for a table of contents

[WereBo]

Thou shalt not post warnings too late, we already have a 'Table of Contents'

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt not put contents of this forum on a table - no matter how complex they get - who knows what might happen to them there.

@WereBo - curse you again for beating me to it!

[WereBo]

Thou shalt be wary of contents on the table, although they won't get trod on, there.

(@ Zulu - All curses gratefully accepted )

[zuluclayman]

thou shalt remember that the days of dancing on tables were not that long ago and so therefore things may not be as safe as you think on the table should the music strike a need in you to dance on elevated platforms again

[Dragoen]

Thou shalt not dance on tables in elevated platform shoes, lest one twist thy ankle.

[WereBo]

Thou shalt not get on top of tables at all, lest they collapse and cause much redness of face and disappearance of 'cred'

[gistek]

Thou shalt clean all your stuff off the table before dinner - and no, you can't put it back there after dinner.