Corrupted Wish Game - Page 11

Elkillerduck · 04-02-2012, 08:57 AM

Granted, but it is now my turn.

I wish I got paid more for the work I do.

**WereBo** · 04-02-2012, 11:50 AM

Granted but you get mugged every payday.

I wish my dinner was ready NOW!

**Redeye3323** · 04-02-2012, 02:27 PM

Granted, but you have dog much for dinner.

I wish that songs didn't get stuck in people's heads as I have one that I don't like in my head now

toothman · 04-02-2012, 04:20 PM

granted but everyone in the world goes insane from never being able to remember the lyrics to their favorite songs and all hell breaks loose as the world burns in widespread civil violence

i wish i had the powers of mind control

**WereBo** · 04-02-2012, 04:27 PM

Granted, but the batteries go flat.

I wish I was in my toasty-warm bead right now.

yustr · 04-03-2012, 05:28 AM

Granted, but a bed would be much more comfy.

I wish my meeting were already in the past.

**jaythorpe522** · 04-03-2012, 07:06 AM

Granted, but you've been given seven impossible things to do before breakfast, *and* teamed up with that windbag from marketing.

I wish we had a windbag marketing us right now...

**WereBo** · 04-03-2012, 09:07 AM

Granted, but his non-stop nattering drives all the customers away, bringing the entire continent to a grinding halt.

I wish there was no such thing as 'rush-hours' that last all day.

**Redeye3323** · 04-04-2012, 06:11 AM

Granted, but now they last all year... [WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US 'BO :O]

I wish that Car Insurance wasn't such a rip-off

yustr · 04-04-2012, 06:41 AM

Granted but the guy who smacks into you still doesn't have any.

I wish I were out on the golf course right now.

**WereBo** · 04-04-2012, 12:20 PM

Granted, but a small tornado sucks your golf-ball away and drops in in the wrong hole, causing you to get banned for life from the golf-club.

I wish this Spring-weather would make it's mind up, one way or t'other.

toothman · 04-04-2012, 12:21 PM

granted but it's filled with zombies and they constantly get in the way of your shots

also you caused the zombies somehow and it's end of the world

i wish there were more seasons of High School of the Dead

(aww come one werebo i was typing! jeesh. your wish brings tornadoes upon your town!)

**WereBo** · 04-04-2012, 02:57 PM

Granted, but they're only on 'pay-per-view'

I wish I didn't get blamed for posting before other folks

yustr · 04-05-2012, 06:01 AM

Granted but now you get blamed for everything else.

I wish it were already the weekend.

**WereBo** · 04-05-2012, 07:37 AM

Granted but then the next week arrives earlier.

I wish the postman would hurry up and deliver my parcel.

**scalh001** · 04-05-2012, 03:47 PM

Granted, but now he gets to walk in and up to your sofa anytime he likes.

I wish I could skip straight to becoming a CPA.

**WereBo** · 04-05-2012, 05:48 PM

Granted, but you also get the rest of the alphabet (in random sequence) tagged onto your name.

I wish I had a sofa.... In fact, I wish I had enough room for a sofa...

**scalh001** · 04-05-2012, 06:05 PM

Granted, but it is the dilapidated work-of-art that has sat near the dumpster for the last 10 months.

I wish Werebo didn't use a creepy epitaph in his signature.

**WereBo** · 04-06-2012, 05:25 AM

Granted, but no-one pauses for thought any more

I wish I hadn't overslept, this morning.

yustr · 04-06-2012, 08:11 AM

Granted but you will tomorrow.

I wish I could grant retro-active wishes like WereBo's without upsetting the flow of the cosmos.