I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality

mimo2005 · 12-05-2007, 06:09 AM

a number of christians have come to believe I-35 is the highway spoken of in Isiah 35:8, "the way of holiness". It can cure homogays, even. Please ignore the fact the the MN bridge collapse was on I-35.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T5S38LpMgu0

30% of extrem religious Americans are functional retards.

I think we need to rethink our voter eligibility laws.

bry623 · 12-05-2007, 07:37 AM

I have traveled the 35 from KC to Wichita, the only thing it made me was wistful for trees.

~~Nik00117~~ · 12-05-2007, 07:54 AM

Same here, what a bunch of nut cases.

RedScott · 12-05-2007, 07:56 AM

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30% of extreme religious Americans are functional retards.

Aint that the truth. And they've chose their presidential candidate. Be very afraid.

**sobeit** · 12-05-2007, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mimo2005

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30% of extrem religious Americans are functional retards.

I think we need to rethink our voter eligibility laws.

and they think the 70 percent of non extremest are functional retards in addition of going to hades.

mimo2005 · 12-05-2007, 08:49 AM

I don't want these people voting, raising kids or teaching in public schools. Society is in no way served by these people having the right to vote, much less reproducing. In other words, society is not served by 30% of the population frantically embracing the Dark Ages.

And that other guy might want to rethink his statement about setting churches on fire.

~~Nik00117~~ · 12-05-2007, 01:18 PM

You know I believe in god, I believe in Jesus, I do not believe in the bible... By default man is not perfect, meaning he makes mistakes. Since the bible is written by man, regradless if he was insipred by god, man is still imperfect, implying the bible is imperfect.

Also many poeple take the bible too litterally. Poeple forget, the bible wasn't writen in English.

It was written in Hebrew, then translated.

And as any bilingual individual will tell you certain phases in one language makes no sense in another.

Example today I saw a sign on a truck that said "Immer unterwegs fur sie" now direct translation

Always underways for you

Doesn't mean the exact same thing, in fact as I was thinking of it closet thing I could ocme up with is

We are always on the move for you. Which quite frankly isn't nearly as catchy.

Now this is just one example, and the german/english langauge is closely related. Can you imagine the hebrew phases, and words that simply do not have a direct meaning in the english langauge and can be translated to mean 2 or more things.

Like some poeple say in the bible it says god dissapproves of homosexuality. Well whose to say that orginally it talked about how he did approve of it. With some different langauges being translated into each other the meaning is easily messed up.

**EnglishPaul** · 12-05-2007, 04:07 PM

The I-35 may be where hope and freedom will come. I know that in England the M25 brings nothing but anger and despair. Perhaps this is the devils highway, as spoken by the prophet Chris Rea, or perhaps AC/DC.

If the christian strategy is to 'pray and get in the way' (which I think I will copyright as it sounds kinda ringy) then it is just mildly annoying. Let them have their fun; "Kapitalism is king" (also one of mine!).

**EnglishPaul** · 12-05-2007, 04:09 PM

"Come alive on I-35"

somebody stop me!

**Chode** · 12-06-2007, 10:41 PM

I-35 runs right through Austin. Praise God, during the 24 years I lived there the city was never a haven for hippies, drug abusers, free love, Gays, Lesbians, or Democrats. There were certainly no public nude beaches such as Hippie Hollow at Lake Travis. Gotta go now, because I can't sit at the keyboard in wet pants any longer.

Ironballs · 12-07-2007, 02:50 AM

A motorway can change people's sexuality?

What's next? A lamp post changing people's race?

How utterly absurd.

Ericwaycotx · 12-07-2007, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Nik00117

You know I believe in god, I believe in Jesus, I do not believe in the bible... By default man is not perfect, meaning he makes mistakes. Since the bible is written by man, regradless if he was insipred by god, man is still imperfect, implying the bible is imperfect.

Also many poeple take the bible too litterally. Poeple forget, the bible wasn't writen in English.

It was written in Hebrew, then translated.

And as any bilingual individual will tell you certain phases in one language makes no sense in another.

Example today I saw a sign on a truck that said "Immer unterwegs fur sie" now direct translation

Always underways for you

Doesn't mean the exact same thing, in fact as I was thinking of it closet thing I could ocme up with is

We are always on the move for you. Which quite frankly isn't nearly as catchy.

Now this is just one example, and the german/english langauge is closely related. Can you imagine the hebrew phases, and words that simply do not have a direct meaning in the english langauge and can be translated to mean 2 or more things.

Like some poeple say in the bible it says god dissapproves of homosexuality. Well whose to say that orginally it talked about how he did approve of it. With some different langauges being translated into each other the meaning is easily messed up.

So, you believe is Jesus, yet don't believe he has the ability to retain his word in the form of a book, without being altered to an extent that the message is changed? You say you believe in god yet deny his book, which he DEMANDS you follow. Jesus teaches on faith, maybe you could learn a few things about it. If you don't hav faith, then how can you even believe in god to begin with?

bry623 · 12-07-2007, 04:51 AM

Thread temporarily closed by mgmt.

Thread now opened.

Ironballs · 12-07-2007, 05:19 AM

Hey, take it easy buddy. If he wants to believe that, who's to stop him? I know of people who believe that the earth was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, I don't agree with them, but hey. They don't care.

Ericwaycotx · 12-07-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironballs

Hey, take it easy buddy. If he wants to believe that, who's to stop him? I know of people who believe that the earth was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, I don't agree with them, but hey. They don't care.

Trust me, I'm taking it easy. I enjoy these types of debates.

**Deleted090308** · 12-07-2007, 12:45 PM

I-35? Sounds more like Route 666.

mimo2005 · 12-07-2007, 01:31 PM

I wonder what I90 and I95 can do ?

"fiiiire" remove the expensive Tolls ....Fiiiiiiiiire .

yustr · 12-07-2007, 09:09 PM

It never fails to befuddle me why nobody bothers to ask these folks simple questions like: the Bible was written some 2000 years ago. Nobody living then knew that North America even existed let alone what an interstate highway would look like or what sins we'd invent along the way. So how can you interpret these words to specifically refer to I-35? Why don't they relate to I5 in CA? A2 in Germany? Or BR101 in Brazil? Or etc, etc, etc...Could it be because those highways are not so convenient? Or maybe because the conversion rate to dollars is low?

Said another way (and this is a question no religious person has ever had the guts to answer): Why would an omnipotent God leave his most important guidance open for misinterpretation? When, because of his omnipotence, he knows that it will in fact be misinterpreted, misused, abused, and thereby fail to accurately reach his intended audience? Why not just hardwire it into our brains like breathing, eating and <TWIBAT>'n?

Oh yeah, there's the interview conducted in the afterlife; "God really meant this. Did you know that? No? Well do you accept it now? Be careful how you answer. It may mean something down the road a bit."

12-05-2007, 06:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 10,737 OS: xp	I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality a number of christians have come to believe I-35 is the highway spoken of in Isiah 35:8, "the way of holiness". It can cure homogays, even. Please ignore the fact the the MN bridge collapse was on I-35. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T5S38LpMgu0 30% of extrem religious Americans are functional retards. I think we need to rethink our voter eligibility laws. __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo" Last edited by mimo2005 : 12-05-2007 at 06:27 AM.

12-05-2007, 07:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 10,551 OS: winxp pro sp2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality I have traveled the 35 from KC to Wichita, the only thing it made me was wistful for trees. __________________ When you fear Sarah, you attack her and try destroy her

12-05-2007, 07:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
~~Nik00117~~ Troubled Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,572 OS: XP Pro, Vista Ulimate My System	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality Same here, what a bunch of nut cases.

12-05-2007, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 10,737 OS: xp	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality I don't want these people voting, raising kids or teaching in public schools. Society is in no way served by these people having the right to vote, much less reproducing. In other words, society is not served by 30% of the population frantically embracing the Dark Ages. And that other guy might want to rethink his statement about setting churches on fire. __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

12-05-2007, 01:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
~~Nik00117~~ Troubled Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,572 OS: XP Pro, Vista Ulimate My System	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality You know I believe in god, I believe in Jesus, I do not believe in the bible... By default man is not perfect, meaning he makes mistakes. Since the bible is written by man, regradless if he was insipred by god, man is still imperfect, implying the bible is imperfect. Also many poeple take the bible too litterally. Poeple forget, the bible wasn't writen in English. It was written in Hebrew, then translated. And as any bilingual individual will tell you certain phases in one language makes no sense in another. Example today I saw a sign on a truck that said "Immer unterwegs fur sie" now direct translation Always underways for you Doesn't mean the exact same thing, in fact as I was thinking of it closet thing I could ocme up with is We are always on the move for you. Which quite frankly isn't nearly as catchy. Now this is just one example, and the german/english langauge is closely related. Can you imagine the hebrew phases, and words that simply do not have a direct meaning in the english langauge and can be translated to mean 2 or more things. Like some poeple say in the bible it says god dissapproves of homosexuality. Well whose to say that orginally it talked about how he did approve of it. With some different langauges being translated into each other the meaning is easily messed up.

12-05-2007, 04:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
EnglishPaul Still no avatar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sheffield Posts: 989 OS: XP SP2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality The I-35 may be where hope and freedom will come. I know that in England the M25 brings nothing but anger and despair. Perhaps this is the devils highway, as spoken by the prophet Chris Rea, or perhaps AC/DC. If the christian strategy is to 'pray and get in the way' (which I think I will copyright as it sounds kinda ringy) then it is just mildly annoying. Let them have their fun; "Kapitalism is king" (also one of mine!). Last edited by EnglishPaul : 12-05-2007 at 04:09 PM.

12-05-2007, 04:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
EnglishPaul Still no avatar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sheffield Posts: 989 OS: XP SP2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality "Come alive on I-35" somebody stop me!

12-06-2007, 10:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
Chode TSF Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 796 OS: Windows XP Pro	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality I-35 runs right through Austin. Praise God, during the 24 years I lived there the city was never a haven for hippies, drug abusers, free love, Gays, Lesbians, or Democrats. There were certainly no public nude beaches such as Hippie Hollow at Lake Travis. Gotta go now, because I can't sit at the keyboard in wet pants any longer. __________________ Sweet!

12-07-2007, 02:50 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ironballs Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 36 OS: Windows XP Sp2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality A motorway can change people's sexuality? What's next? A lamp post changing people's race? How utterly absurd.

12-07-2007, 04:51 AM	#13 (permalink)
bry623 Manager, The Conversation Pit/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NW Territory circa 1787 Posts: 10,551 OS: winxp pro sp2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality Thread temporarily closed by mgmt. Thread now opened. __________________ When you fear Sarah, you attack her and try destroy her Last edited by bry623 : 12-07-2007 at 04:52 AM. Reason: opening thread

12-07-2007, 05:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ironballs Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 36 OS: Windows XP Sp2	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality Hey, take it easy buddy. If he wants to believe that, who's to stop him? I know of people who believe that the earth was sneezed out of the nose of the Great Green Arkleseizure, I don't agree with them, but hey. They don't care.

12-07-2007, 12:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
Deleted090308 Not... Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22,282 OS: Xp	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality I-35? Sounds more like Route 666.

12-07-2007, 01:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
mimo2005 Manager, The Relaxation Room/Analyst, Security Team Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 10,737 OS: xp	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality I wonder what I90 and I95 can do ? "fiiiire" remove the expensive Tolls ....Fiiiiiiiiire . __________________ TSF has outgrown its server, again. Please help "Gutta cavat lapidem, non vi sed saepe cadendo"

12-07-2007, 09:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
yustr Asst. Manager, The Conversation Pit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Connecticut shore/California Desert Posts: 4,857 OS: PCLinuxOS, XP Pro My System	Re: I-35 Can Stop Homosexuality It never fails to befuddle me why nobody bothers to ask these folks simple questions like: the Bible was written some 2000 years ago. Nobody living then knew that North America even existed let alone what an interstate highway would look like or what sins we'd invent along the way. So how can you interpret these words to specifically refer to I-35? Why don't they relate to I5 in CA? A2 in Germany? Or BR101 in Brazil? Or etc, etc, etc...Could it be because those highways are not so convenient? Or maybe because the conversion rate to dollars is low? Said another way (and this is a question no religious person has ever had the guts to answer): Why would an omnipotent God leave his most important guidance open for misinterpretation? When, because of his omnipotence, he knows that it will in fact be misinterpreted, misused, abused, and thereby fail to accurately reach his intended audience? Why not just hardwire it into our brains like breathing, eating and <TWIBAT>'n? Oh yeah, there's the interview conducted in the afterlife; "God really meant this. Did you know that? No? Well do you accept it now? Be careful how you answer. It may mean something down the road a bit." __________________ I didn't mean to say it. But I meant what I said. J. McMurtry In Vino Veritas