So, decided to play a quick game of Left 4 Dead this morning.
Jumped into a random game, only to take over from a bot that had 1 pistol, the hunting rifle and 18HP.
I decided to make the best of it, and continued playing.

We were about halfway through the Death Toll campaign, at the Train yard where you have to move the rail car. So we all got on top of one car while somebody activated the car that attracts the horde.

There was this one moron...