My internets were itchy, about two days ago. I got this Antivirus 2009 thing and freaked, calmed down, and proceeded to accuse everyone in my family of infecting my computer by using Internet Explorer...
"Alright, who was using IE to get on the internet?" I yelled through the house. "Someone gave me an infection, now it's going to take forever to get rid of it. I told you guys, only use Firefox."
I settled in to see just what the damage was. At every search in Firefox,...

An Acer Aspire Story

My Acer Aspire laptop died two years ago. I hired some middle-of-the-night guru to make a house call to fix it, to no avail. A last ditch effort was to reformat the hard drive - with some of the guru's special "disks"...yeah, that didn't work either. So. Acer Aspire sat in a box, in the basement. It sat for two years. During that time I accumulated more knowledge about how newer computers work. Sure, I had done work on computers and computer programs...