Nik00117

Whats the difference between a man with guts, and a man with balls.

A man with guts comes home at 3 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife with a boom.

A man with balls comes home at 4 AM drunk as heck, clothes missed up, and lip stick on his mouth facing a angry wife. He then taps her *** and goes "You're next"

Just going make fun of myself here

More... You know your a geek when.

*If you have ever known more than tech support.

I used to give my ISPs tech support the same speech they were told to give everyone else. Then told them how to do their jobs to get my line reset.

*You cringe whenever you hear the words "So I installed Windows ME"

Yucky

*You swear you hear your computer cries whenever you go into BIOS.

I hate bios

*You know 2 or more online retailer websites off the top of your head, including which one is better, and how much every product is.

Newegg.com
Geeks.com

Newegg is better overall service, geeks is cheaper.

*Your hard drive has more gigabytes of space than your vechile has horse power.

530 GIGs, Jesus I wish my car had 530 HP.

*"OMG! HAX! YOU CEHAETR!"
Upon seeing that sentence you immedately thought "n00b"

Yup

*You modded your computer case to hold a warehouse fan.

Not quite

*"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who know binary code, and those who don't"
You got that joke.

Yup

*Your idea of a good time includes canned air and a dusty mother board.

Not really...

*Your motto is "Theres no such thing as too much RAM".

Yup

*You have attempted to overclock your microwave.

Nope

*Your computer's desktop is neat and clean... Your computer desk on the other hand, is not.

Hehe my computer fileing system is the most organized there is. Yet my desk is a pile of junk.

*Whenever you replace old computer parts, you console them and tell them you'll find them a good home.

Hehe whoops

*When you get spyware, you hunt down the corporation, or person responsible and set fire to their building or home.

Not really

*You can trick hackers into hacking themselves.

Had one kid who claimed to be a hacker, got him to delete most of his system 32 files.

O BTW after he did that I didn't see him online for a while apparently he reformatted his PC, and asked me how I was such a uber hacker.

Guy was a total idiot.

*Your old computer parts could fill up the bed of a pickup truck.

Not that hard

*You go threw keyboards like a movie critic goes threw pop corn.

Nope

*You know your IP address off the top of your head.

I know my default gateway address but thats not hard.

*Whenever you turn on your computer, the lights in your house flicker.

Nope

*You have a generator hooked up to your computer so you don't have to worry about sudden power outages.

Good idea, might buy a UPS system

*Your computer case has a fridge intergrated into the side.
(Its not only a cooling system! But it also stores drinks!)\

Where else am I supposed to keep my beer?e

*You write a "You know your a geek when" list.

Hehe