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The MGS gave this to everyone before we started training.
Don't ask me why a member of the Air Force Reserve needs artillery training, the explanation is not pretty.

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Five things I don't want to hear on my artillery range:

1. Oops.
2. I wonder if this explodes. [If it does, it's probably expensive.]
3. I wonder how far this gun goes if I unbolt the carriage. [It'll run over the powder monkey, and you'll be down a soldier.]
4. I wonder how large a crater this will make. [You get to fill it in afterwards.]
5. If I put the powder from two shells together into one shell, what will happen? [A: If the explosion doesn't kill you, I most certainly will.]

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