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Re: Political Jokes
Dan Rather, Katie Couric and a U.S. Marine are captured by Al Qeida in Iraq. The terrorists grant them each one final wish. Rather says that he is a Texan and could use a good bowl of chili, so all could know he was a Texan to the end. Katie asked for a camera, so that she could report the story and all of her fans would know that she stuck with the story. The Marine asked for the terrorist to kick him in the ***.
"Why do you want that?"
"Just do it, OK?"
So he kicks the Marine in the AS$ who tumbles and comes up with a 9 mm and shoots him, grabs his machine gun and kills the other terrorists and they escape. On their freedom flight, the reporters asked him why he requested to be kicked in the a$$. He said
"Because I didn't want you guys to report that I was the aggressor."
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Scarlet and Gray in L.A. 9/13/08
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