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Old 04-04-2007, 06:56 AM   #643 (permalink)
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Re: Joke Thread

Girl: When we get married, I want to heal all of your wounds, take away your heartache, and help you understand your delusions, in short, cure all your troubles.

Boy: But I don't have any wounds, heartache, delusions or troubles.

Girl: That’s because we’re not married yet.
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