TheMatt

In the middle of an ocean, a woman is stranded in the water. A boat comes by and the driver calls "Hey, do you need a lift?" The woman replies "No thanks, I'm waiting for God to save me." A half an hour later, another boat drives by. A guy on the boat says "What are you doing all the way out here? Hop on." But again, the woman responds by saying "No, I'm waiting for God to save me. It is starting to get dusky when a helicopter flies overhead. A Coast Guard rescuer throws down a ladder and calls "Climb up!" But the woman again replies "Nope, I am waiting for God to save me." Shortly after that, she runs out of energy and drowns. When she arrives at heaven, she goes into God's office and asks "Hey God, why didn't you save me when I was drowning?" God replies by saying "I tried, I sent two boats and a helicopter!"