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Both are used for useless gaming and video editing?
To stay on topic..
A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, "Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?"
"Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently. "You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he sacked me. I cleared my desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn't there - somebody had stolen it. So I got a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realised I'd forgotten my wallet. I then went into my house and I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison..."
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An old man is in a bar. He sees a young man and says i have a bet for you... if i can drink my two mugs of beer before you can drink your two shots you pay me $20 if not i pay you $20. The young man laughs and says whats the catch? The fold man replies that the only rule is that you can't touch my glasses and i can't touch yours. The young man thought it over and agreed. The old man then said also let me finish my first mug of beer before you start then u start and we see who wins. The young man agrees, and watches as the older man drinks the mug of beer, turns it upside down and puts it over one of his shot glasses.
Moral of the story don't mess with the elderly.
~blitze
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