Blitze105

I came up with this on my own... so bare with me?

Comparing Life to AOL
1. If you sign out of life(going to sleep) you must wait 8-10 hours to sign back in properly.
2. If you sign in life before 8-10 hours you feel even slower than usual.
3. If you sign in life 10+ hours you are sluggish for the rest of the day until you get the right amount of signing out-ness.
4. The year(referring to version) you live in determines how many problems you have.
5. The longer you're signed in the more infections you have to worry about.
6. Errors are going to happen every day, multiple times a day.
7. There is always an easier way to do things.
8. Signing in life is slow and hard to do, and when you get up you have a large chance to fall and get signed off again.

This isn't supposed to be that funny but how do you all like em?
~blitze