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Let me start this post by saying I`m over half Polish, so I`m allowed to make fun of Poles.
There`s this Polish guy who went to the eye doctor to have an eye exam. The doctor told him to read off the 3rd line from left to right. The Pole starts reading the line and says "C Z E I S R S K I." Doctor said "very good." The Pole looks over at him with a serious face and says "How did you know my wife`s maiden name?"
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that`s long and hard?
A: A new last name
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"The Devil assigns you your family, thank God you can pick your friends... I don`t believe monsters are born, I believe they are created over years.... " -- White Trash Rob / Blood For Blood
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