Valandil

There`s this guy and he`s kind of a chauvinist. He and this female are in the elevator going up to the top floor and all of a sudden it starts to fall down. The woman looks at him and says "make me feel like a woman one more time." The guy takes off his pants and says "here, iron these."

There`s this forest fire and the lady is looking for someone to put it out. She asked some guys to put it out and he said it would cost her 5 million dollars. She asked why it was going to be so much this time because she had hired him before to put it out and he only charged 1 million. He told her it was going to cost more because he`d need longer hoses to get to the fire because he was afraid of getting to close to it. All of a sudden a Mexican guy in the crowd comes out and says he`ll do it for 500,000, so she hired him. The next day at 7am sharp they see this beat up truck speeding their way. The truck stopped about 10 feet from the fire. The Mexican who was hired and around 50 of his friends got out of the back of the truck with potato sacks and just kept hitting the fire until it was out. The woman was astonished because these guys parked 10 feet from the fire while the other guy was wanting to park 200 feet away. So when they`re all done, the news reporter comes up and asks them what they`re going to do with all that money. The head Mexican guy looks at him and says "Well, first things first, we`re going to get those brakes fixed."