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Old 10-28-2003, 01:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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10> "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our
driveway?"

9> One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another
is slapping cuffs on you.

8> Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about
to turn ugly.

7> When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"

6> Your inbox is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a
cow porno kind of guy.

5> You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.

4> Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe
them $71,000,000 and change.

3> Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.

2> Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your
Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.


1> "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact
information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who
will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."
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