Someone is using your email account...
10> "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our
driveway?"
9> One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another
is slapping cuffs on you.
8> Apparently, your flame war with
DonCorleone@mafia.com is about
to turn ugly.
7> When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
6> Your inbox is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a
cow porno kind of guy.
5> You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.
4> Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe
them $71,000,000 and change.
3> Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.
2> Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your
Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
1> "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact
information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who
will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."