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France to surrender any day
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to
begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's a##
out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming
force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush
doubts France's ability to hold off the little piss
ants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any
indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the
President that it might be necessary to send up to 5
marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted
to get this thing under control within 24 hours of
arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one
Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a
third time but thought that he could persuade a few
women Marines to do the job before they went on
pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out
of there as soon as possible after order was restored.
He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines
did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
The least they stand out the better...
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