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Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
Consider the following scenario:
You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and daughter. Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 caliber and you have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What do my wife and daughter think?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my family?
Is it possible he'd be content with killing just me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be satisfied just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Reload
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice tight grouping Daddy!"
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