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Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson sketch...
Satan: "Hello, I am Satan, and as I'm sure you can tell, this is Hell. There are no toilets here, so I do hope you all went before you got here as there will be quite a long wait otherwise. Any murderers here? OK can you just go to my left please... Rapists to my right... any French? Yes, you know why you're here, can you join the Murderers. Christians? Do we have any Christians here? Yes? Can you all go over by the murderers and French? Yes, in fact the Jews were right after all, sorry."
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