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Old 03-21-2005, 02:36 PM   #68 (permalink)
MaxPayne
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Jokes

Hi,

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on
the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!




SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.



TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by
biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.




TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."




Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first


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