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A drunk is sitting at the bar. He turns to the guy next to him and asks “Do you want to here a dumb blond joke?”
The guy says “Hey buddy, I’m a professional kick boxer and a natural blond. My other buddy is a professional arm wrestler and is a blond. Our other friend is a world class power lifter. And he’s a natural blond too. So, do you still want to tell that joke?”
The drunk thinks for a minute and says “Not if I have to explain it three times.”
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For our Aussie friends:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick!
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If there are lawyers or politicians involved, logic may be a very poor tool for reaching a conclusion.
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