I know you were only kidding, (Though you have obviously worked out some things that others may not have) they are actually local directories and thanks for pointing them out, i should have finished delivering them about a fortnight ago and although i submitted the paper work and have the money in the bank cos the companies auditing is not very thorough, my conscience tells me that i still need to deliver them.
Anyway, its a photo of me, i bet you are one of those irritating people who, when you eventually let them into your home their eyes are scanning all over the place to see if they can find anything juicy to gossip about.