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Re: Crash Testing: MINI Cooper vs Ford F150
It's the annual UT/OU football game. A Longhorn and an Okie go to the bathroom.
The Longhorn finishes, zips, and heads for the door, only to hear the Okie snigger, "You must be a Texan! In Oklahoma, they teach us to wash our hands after we pee!"
"Well", replies the Texan, "in Texas they teach us not to pee on our hands."
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Sweet!
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