I want to see the ACTUAL output, not the Cliff Notes version.

Again, please follow the instructions EXACTLY, and then post it here as requested.
Hold the
Windows key and press
R, then type
CMD to open a command prompt:
Type the following commands:
PING 216.109.112.135
PING yahoo.com
NBTSTAT -n
IPCONFIG /ALL
Right click in the command window and choose
Select All, then hit
Enter.
Paste the results in a message here.
If you are on a machine with no network connection, use a floppy, USB disk, or a CD-RW disk to transfer a text file with the information to allow pasting it here.