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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He walked up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening, from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes; and he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexually. You'll be provided with a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The salary is £50,000 per year. The guy, wide eyed, said, "You're bullsh***ing me !"The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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