>
> There were two nuns..
> One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
> And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
>
> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
> convent.
>
> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
> the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
> wants.
>
> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>
> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
> the most! What
> can e do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
> faster.
>
> SM: It's not working.
>
> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
> logical thing. He
> started to walk faster, too.
>
> SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
> one minute.
>
> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
> way and I'll go
> this way. He cannot follow us both.
>
> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>
> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
> about what has
> happened to Sister Logical.
>
> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>
> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
> Tell me what happened!
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
> follow us both, so
> he followed me
>
> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>
> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
> fast as I could
> and he started to run as fast as he could.
>
> SM: And?
>
> SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>
> SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
>
> SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>
> SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>
> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
> pants.
>
> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
>
> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can
> run faster than
> a man with his pants down.
>
> And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
>
> Say two Hail Marys!