Keep 'em coming guys
My daughter sent me this in an email........ the trouble is I can really relate to it
Recently a woman was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
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> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
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> This is how it manifests:
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> I decide to water my flower tubs.
>
> As I turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs
> washing.
>
> I go to get the car keys from the porch and then notice mail on the
> porch table.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
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> I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the bin
> under the
> table, and notice that the bin is full.
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> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
> rubbish
> first.
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> But then I think, I can run down to the post-box when I take out the
> rubbish, I may as well pay the
> bills first.
>
> I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only
> 1 cheque
> left.
>
> My extra cheques are in the computer desk, so I go inside the
> house to
> my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
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> I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke
> aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>
>
> The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge
> to keep
> it cold.
>
> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
> window ledge catches my eye - they need water.
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> I put the Coke on the window ledge and discover my reading
> glasses that
> I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my
> computer desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
>
> I set the glasses back down on the window ledge, fill a
> container with
> water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone has left it on the kitchen
> table.
>
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking
> for the
> remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide
> to put
> it back in the living room where it belongs, but first I'll water the
> flowers.
>
> I pour some water in the flowers, but some spills on the floor.
> So, I
> set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
>
> Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
> planning to do.
>
> At the end of the day:
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> - The tubs aren't watered;
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> - The car isn't washed;
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> - The bills aren't paid;
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> - There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the window ledge;
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> - The flowers don't have enough water;
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> - There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book;
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> - I can't find the remote;
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> - I can't find my glasses;
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> - I have absolutely NO idea what I did with the car keys.
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> Then, when I try to work out why nothing got done today, I'm really
> baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.
>
> I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some
> help for
> it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
>
> Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I
> don't remember who I've sent it to.
>
> Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!