Dial up will not work, plain and simple, sorry. Maybe you could protest the "poops" that won't run the line up to your house. That's garbage, you'll be a paying customer. Have you also tried highspeed? Maybe they'll run it up then, you'll be paying more but at least maybe they will see it as in "their best interest." If I have to, I'll come beat them up, just give me the word.
