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Re: Political Jokes
Subject: Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from
the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also,
since he lost his job eight years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and B.S. with his buddies
while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to
college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a
lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless -------------
Dear Clueless, Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman - you don't need
him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States. Act like one.
__________________
Adam Sr.
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