Nik00117

A older lady was walking down the street with two plastic bags in her hands. In one big $20 bills were falling out. A ploice officer on his beat noticed this and decided to stop and help her out.

So he went up to and said miss your money is falling out, the lady was grateful that the ploice officer so kind to her. Well the officer helped her pick up all her money and then gav eit to her. She again thanked him for doing this for her.

Now the cop couldn't help but be a bit noisy so he asked her why she has so many 20 bills on her. And she told that she lives on next a football field, now every night their is a game all the guys from the town come down to watch the match. Well they of course are drinking as well so they come over to her bushes to take a quick piss. Well shes tired of this cause its making her yard smell. So she takes a pair of her large garden scissors and hides in the bushes. And when a guy comes up to her she holds the scissors and goes "20 bucks or off it goes"

The cop laughs and goes wow thats a pretty good idea. So whats in the other bag.

Lady replies "not everyone has 20 bucks"